Two days after U.S. President Donald Trump withdrew the White House offer to the 2017 NBA Champions Golden State Warriors, he withdrew the same offer to the 2017 NSP Champions Admirals yesterday.
Trump's opinions about people kneeling during the National Anthem are well known, as he clearly sees it as a sign of disrespect to America.
Well appears Trump was told by one of his closest and most trusted informants that Admirals' Marty "Close Only Counts in Horseshoes, Hand Grenades and Throws to Him at First" Robertson was taking a knee while watching the National Anthem being performed on TV before Sunday's Denver Broncos / Buffalo Bills game.
When asked about his obvious sign of protest, a stunned Marty was quoted as saying: "Anyone who knows me knows I have a bad knee. Well my knee was feeling a little sore for some reason. So I was trying to stretch it out by doing some yoga lunge poses that Antonio "Fit 4 Life" Silva showed me. The fact that I was doing them while watching the National Anthem of the Broncos/Bills game on TV was a complete coincidence. Am I being watched through my TV? How the heck did this informant find this out anyway?"
In a later interview, Trump was quoted as saying this in response to Marty's alleged innocence: "I really don't care if he's Canadian, or whether he had a booboo on his knee, the fact remains: he took a knee while he watched the National Anthem being performed. So Admirals, as Seinfeld's Soup Nazi would say: No White House for You!"
Way to go Marty! I was really looking forward to this all expense paid trip. I even arranged to get tickets to a Redskins game in an attempt to bribe Dean to respond to his 2018 contract offer...
Posted by: Dunner
I think I figured out the mole in my family. They will be dealt with accordingly. First I need to figure out how much they really know. On a completely unrelated note to Giants coach Jay Whyte, Mac may not be able to make it to any workouts or games anytime soon...like I said, totally unrelated.
Posted by: Marty